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I mean, if Scientology is “too crazy” for this guy, well then, I’m just sayin’…

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But here’ the kicker: [Charles] Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people. We’re just saying. (via The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists – Page 10 | Cracked.com)

Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes » If A Is Equal To B …
(Mexican restaurant; the pico de gallo salsa is the same as mild)

Lady: “I’ll have the pico de gallo and the mild.”

Me: “Oh, well, they’re the same thing.”

Lady: “…But I want both.”

Me: “O…K…” *scoops pico de gallo* “…there’s the pico, and…” *adds another scoop* “…there’s the mild.”

Via Textfiles…
The Warning Signs Of InSaNiTy
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1. Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and
then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.
2. Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that
you wouldn’t expect tentacles to be growing from.
3. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.
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