If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Discarded Descriptions of Women From My Contemporary Hard-Boiled Detective Novel.
I hope I can come up with a better first line…
She was the kind of broad you could probably order Thai food with if you were both in the mood for Thai food.
George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.