This priceless bit from Human Cargo:
Conversation * | Posted 2 days ago
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bête noir says: Ooo, you know what I found out last night? At the xmas party?
kennedy says: What’s that?
bête noir says: The articling students had a _pool_ on which summer students would be hired. I only met two of them, but I was on both of their lists. Soooo weird
kennedy says: Why?
bête noir says: I dunno. It makes me feel weird. Kind of dirty
bête noir says: Of course, I’m a lawyer, that’s how I’m supposed to feel