I am not the sort of person who enjoys huge, noisy meaningless musicals like Hairspray, but a friend with terminal loneliness invited a bunch of us out to dinner and the play. But no drinks afterward — I would rather rush home to watch my orange cat try to decide if her tail is attacking her.
She seems to have decided that her tail is harmless. However, to fill the void, she has decided to insert a back foot into her ear, and try to pull her brains out. I think she is making progress. Time for the ear drops again.
Perhaps I shall just turn the lights out and listen to War and Peace on the iPod.