qotd, answering machine division

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And this bit from … said She:

On the Answering Machine:

‘Twas right before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody was running
Especially this spouse

With credit cards clutched in my hand
I’m off to the Strand
Once again

But you’ll hear me exclaim
As I drive out of sight

“Leave your name and number,
I’ll call you tonight!”