A new favorite… Several things to do at work, if you don’t want to work. From “My brain is made of things made of gold:”
My brain is made of things made of gold: If I were a wolf you’d all be dead
- Holding my breath for 2 minutes. No cheating.
- Perfecting my look of bemused apathy as customers complain about missing rail hardware that was clearly marked as such but which they nevertheless discarded.
- Work on cracking my knuckles silently, like a ninja.
- Replay, in my head, that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with The Mooninites. Laugh out loud like a maniac.
- Rewrite novel. First draft was trash.
- Discover well of inner-strength.
- Blog a bit more.
- Find an apartment.
- Compare W2 with bank statement and ask myself how I possibly made that much this year.
- Draft list of required items to transform self into Hunter S. Thompson.
- Replay, in my head, the episode of ATHF where The Mooninites return. Laugh out loud like a maniac.
- Sleep on the job.
- Make plans to go out tonight, cuz I don’t got to work tomorrow.
- Practice calling in sick to work tomorrow.
- Practice look of pretending not to hear that I’ve been fired.
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