Via Ace O’ Spades, we have
Top Ten Other Bad Jewish Traits, as Detailed in the Qur’an
10. Sura 9, Verses 5-7: And there shall rise in the west a trashy woman named Madonna; and she will falsely proclaim the teachings of the mystical Jewish Khaballah; and she will never shut up about it, always droning on and on in that ludicrous fake British accent. Such is blasphemy.
Of course, you should click on the link and read the rest. But only if you need a laugh.