Seen in protein wisdom:
Correction
A transcription error appears in my July 3 conversation with Robert Byrd’s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood. In the earlier post, the exchange in question reads this way:
me: “…Can I just tell you, though, that you are the whitest piece of fabric I’ve ever seen! Christ, you’re white as a Kerry dinner party, y’know?”
hood:
me: ” — like the guest list at a Barry Manilow concert, is how white you are. I mean, you are one white hood, hood.”
The above misleading formatting suggests that Senator Byrd’s Kleagle hood did not respond, when in fact it did, albeit nonverbally. Just after my mention of the John Kerry dinner party, Senator Byrd’s hood got up, gave me the finger, and stormed off — as sulky little Grand Kleagle hoods are wont to do. The craven little fabric bitch.
Anyway, protein wisdom regrets the error.
Gotcha.