Via Protein Wisdom:
If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were the inner foil wrapper to a piece of Wrigley’s spearmint gum
THK: ” may only be the inner foil wrapper to a piece of Wrigley’s spearmint gum, but I am the most piquant and powerful inner foil wrapper to a piece of Wrigley’s spearmint gum in the entire known universe!”