Words of One Syllable Dept.

Found at In Passing: 2 October 2004

“Well, wear clothes you can move in, and if you’re going to wear pants, get a rubber band for the right cuff.”

“Yeah, I was planning on wearing shorts, which solves that. But not boxer shorts. That’s the wrong kind of able to move.”

“You’re never having children, you know that, right? Briefs supposedly impair that.”

“Yeah, yeah, that’s not a bad thing.” *turning to walk off*

“That doesn’t count as birth control!”

— A girl and a guy outside the Cheeseboard.

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