Couldn’t resist. From a new blog I found, we have:
Give,Get,Take, And Have:
MAY THE PANTS BE WITH YOU… ALWAYS
TOP 21 LINES FROM THE STAR WARS TRILOGY THAT CAN BE IMPROVED IF YOU SUBSTITUTE KEY WORDS WITH “PANTS”
21. Lando Calrissian: “We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down!”
20. Han Solo: “The pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.”
19. Darth Vader: “I find your lack of pants disturbing…”
18. Admiral Motti: “These pants contain the Ultimate Power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.”
17. Lando Calrissian: “Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!”
Of course, there’s more where that came from! The rest of the 21 reasons are over there…