It snows.

It’s snowing tiny, tiny flakes.

Cincinnati Weather (KLUK):

* reported: 13:59 UTC on 2004/12/19
Temperature:
25°F (-4°C)
Dewpoint:
19°F (-7°C)
Relative humidity:
79.5%
Barometric:
30.05 inHg
Windspeed:
12.7 mph
Gusting to:
19.6 mph
Wind direction:
from the north (20°)
Clouds:
broken clouds, 2100 ft (640 meters); overcast, 2800 ft (853 meters)
Precipitation in the last hour:
traces
Conditions:
overcast; light snow

Will I get to New York tomorrow? They can fly in the snow — all sorts of de-icers around.

Snow doesn’t make me panic. Snow makes everyone else in Cincinnati panic. So therefore I panic, but it’s because of the other people, not the snow. Got it?

The Plain People of Ireland: Yeah, we got it.

Right.

The Plain People of Ireland: You’re panicking because of the snow.

Oh, get back into my subconscious already!

[PPoI courtesy of Myles na gCopaleen, whom I read too much of in my youth.]
[You had to have been there.]