I get my head shaved again today.

Okay, you’re right, that was just an attention-getter. But I do get my hair cut and toenails adjusted.

I would love to have long, curly hair that glistened and you could do anything with it, but such is not the case. I have fine hair that just lays there. In the seventies, when shag cuts were in, I was gorgeous. But this ain’t the seventies any more.

I just get it cut short enough that if I leave the house having forgotten to brush my hair, it doesn’t really matter much. I mean, what more can you want from a head of hair, I ask you?