Seen in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Kids’ Letters From Terrorist Camp.:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Why did you send me here? I’m the only American kid in the whole camp. I keep trying to explain to the other kids about how our family wants to destroy Western civilization from the inside just as much as they do from the outside, but they either don’t believe me or don’t care. So far they’ve short-sheeted my robes so they’re above my knees and encouraged the camp cat to pee on my prayer rug. Now I just heard that tomorrow they’re going to issue a wedgie fatwa against my underpants. Please, please let me come home.
Evan
white pebble 