Via Beautiful Atrocities: 2006 HAJJ-O-METER™
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In the running tally for this year’s Mecca human stampede
invitational, 345 pilgrims were killed in the annual Trampling of the Faithful
obstacle course, a disappointing showing by organizers who’d
hoped to exceed 1990’s all-time record of 1426 fatalities, but
still better than 2004’s lackluster 244.
Saudi authorities reacted with deep boredom. “This was fate
destined by God,” sighed the aptly named Maj. Gen. Mansour al-Turki.
“It cannot stop what God has preordained,” added Crown Prince
Sultan Bin Abdel Blah Blah. [actual quotes]