via eclecticism: An’ that’s the truth!:
Just heard in a commentary on NPR (no idea who, I turned in partway through):
If those bible-thumpers really want a conundrum, how about this? If you take the word ‘presbyterians’ and rearrange the letters…it spells ‘Britney Spears’.
— Jim Hightower, at the October 2005 Annual West Colorado Congregation in Grand Junction, Colorado