All clouds just have to have silver linings, right? Some sort of law of nature or somesuch. Who knew?
Well, here’s my contribuiton: I’m off my diet. Why? I’m not slimmer. Actually, that’s sort of why I’m off my diet. Our Friend Sally, the anesthesiologist, said, “I want you beefed up for surgery!”
I have no idea if I am to get surgery. Whatever. But dammit, I’m gonna be beefed up for it, just in case! You never know… Now, where’s that ice cream?