I learn a new language

The CAT scan took place last night, and was surprisingly quick. Preparing me for the scan took slightly longer than the scan itself. No gown or anything, just me and my clothes, sans jeans (metal buttons). IV contrast added, which felt something like a hot flash, so I was used to it.

Twice sliding through the metal doughnut, holding my breath, and I was done. They let me see the scan of my own innards. I have lungs! Kidneys! Guts! A liver! Wow, who knew?

Then it was home to a pizza and watching Reservoir Dogs, which is Peter’s favorite movie. Peter wasn’t there, so Buck and I abandoned it about 20 minutes in.

There it is, my fate on a screen, and I don’t know how to read the screen. The major elements of my body had to be pointed out to me by the technician. My body is a foreign language I know only through bad translations.

2 thoughts on “I learn a new language

  1. I usually go in for my CAT scan about now. It’s just me and the CAT lady in her Christmas sweater. She remembers me from one year to the next. The one time I asked to see what was up she showed me the blockage from my ancient vasectomy. Too weird.

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