qotd

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

— Dorothy Parker

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  1. The best way to keep male children at home is to own and operate a washing machine and a dryer. Men shrink from the prospect of unclean boxers and shrink equally from the prospect of washing said boxers themselves.

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