Words of One Syllable Dept.

MY FAMILY’S TRENDING TOPICS.

BY TODD WASSERMAN

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#wereoutofmilk

#youspent$70onwhat

#whatarewedoingthisweekendagain

#didwegetanymail

#notinthemoodtonight

#forthelasttimeIdonthaveadrinkingproblem

#wherearemydamnkeys

via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: My Family’s Trending Topics..