Spam Poem

From a spam I just got (This is almost… something): Their expensive round boots is thinking. Her white shining glasses adheres. The white spoon calms-down. His brothers slopy t-shirt stands-still.

For Sale

Genuine Spanish Army-issue rifle. Never fired. Only dropped once. Send inquiries. </joke>

Today

Spain decides to put its head back up its arse (this is new??), and I decide to not spend the entire morning by the pool drinking champagne. I decide to spend the entire morning by the pool drinking Coke instead. At least one of us is smart!