sort of obvious, you'd think

The Local – Residents of Fjuckby demand new name Residents of Fjuckby demand new name Having stoically accepted years of relentless badgering, the people of Fjuckby have finally had enough. The villagers are crossing their fingers that the National Heritage Board will see it their way and grant them a new name.

Maybe I will start a new novel today…

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Thirteen Writing Prompts. Write a story that ends with the following sentence: Debra brushed the sand from her blouse, took a last, wistful look at the now putrefying horse, and stepped into the hot-air balloon.