Current Affairs – Page 159

Trying to get into the election year spirit here, folks

March 25, 2004

We rethink our election-year strategy.

March 19, 2004

I still don’t regret having become an official Democrat this last election day, but Kerry… Hey, the bloom is off the rose, if you know what I mean. From Citizen Smash: JOHN KERRY won the endorsement of another “foreign leader” today, former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad.

Gratuitous humor

March 17, 2004

You know, it still doesn’t seem like election year yet. Or maybe it’s just me. From ScrappleFace, (2004-03-16) — In the wake of claims by Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry that foreign leaders hope he wins the White House, President George Bush today said “unnamed foreign leaders told me they want me to clean … Continue reading Gratuitous humor

For Sale

March 15, 2004

Genuine Spanish Army-issue rifle. Never fired. Only dropped once. Send inquiries. </joke>