Current Affairs – Page 160

Yeah, right

March 13, 2004

Yeah. We can really trust these people to negotiate an honest peace in the middle east. Right.

I love election years!

March 8, 2004

From ScrappleFace: Weighing in on the debate over same-sex marriage, Sen. John Forbes Kerry today confessed that he is “Biblically bi-textual.”

Bad start for Ol’ George… The Agonist–Breaking, Balanced News From Around The Globe WASHINGTON – President Bush’s day-old campaign commercials drew sharp criticism Thursday from relatives of the victims of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, and a firefighters union with ties to Democratic rival John Kerry demanded they be pulled from the air. Again, … Continue reading Bad start

Riiight…

March 2, 2004

As seen in Reuters.com… NEW YORK (Reuters) – Martha Stewart’s defense attorney conceded on Tuesday that the celebrity homemaker received a secret stock tip but said she was too smart to botch the cover-up she is charged with committing. I swear, if the jury falls for this one, they should be smacked up the head … Continue reading Riiight…