Words of One Syllable Dept.

Eric wins the daily prize for Best Simile… The Fire Ant Gazette – A Midland, Texas Blog Published Continuously Since ’02 | “Telepathic Failures”: … faster than Michael Moore on a 6″ meatball sub.

Words of One Syllable Dept.

Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend — nothingisreal.com: When all other plausible explanations have been discounted, most fall back on the time-honoured conclusion that “there must be Something Wrong™ with me” before resigning themselves to lives of perpetual chastity.