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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? — Steven Wright
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You can’t get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That’s all you need to know about communism. — P.J. O’Rourke
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The Princess Borghese, Bonaparte’s sister, who was no saint, sat to [the artist Antonio] Canova as a reclining Venus, and being asked if she did not feel a little uncomfortable, replied, “No. There was a fire in the room.” — William Hazlitt
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A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth glancing at. — Oscar Wilde
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