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What’s another word for Thesaurus? — Steven Wright

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via Heretical Ideas “Mary Jane says I’ve got a really bad attitude when I’m around other superheroes, but how can I spill my guts to some guy that built a helmet so he could talk to ANTS?” — Spider-Man

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A rattlesnake that doesn’t bite teaches you nothing. — Jessamyn West

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Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up on rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. — Meg Chittenden