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Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. — Samuel Johnson
I am in here.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. — Samuel Johnson
Who knew that dead people could be so much work? — guy at the bar next to me yesterday
I saw my first porno film recently — a Jewish porno film. One minute of sex and nine minutes of guilt. — Joan Rivers
No, no, you’re not thinking; you’re just being logical. — Niels Bohr
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