Extraordinary Machine

If there was a better way to go then it would find me I can’t help it, the road just rolls out behind me Be kind to me, or treat me mean I’ll make the most of it, I’m an extraordinary machine — Fiona Apple, Extraordinary Machine

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There were no such thing as Palestinians. When was there an independent Palestinian people with a Palestinian state? It was either southern Syria before the First World War, and then it was a Palestine including Jordan. It was not as though there was a Palestinian people in Palestine considering itself as a Palestinian people and Continue reading qotd

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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.” — Steven Wright

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I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered around the beaches of the world … Perhaps you’ve seen it. — Steven Wright