I plan ahead, sort of.

You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom. What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die? brought to you by Quizilla

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Popagandhi: Some Signs That Say You’ve Recently Returned From India: You pack mineral water, a flashlight, toilet paper, mosquito repellent, into your bag. Every single day.

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DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2005®: CINDY SHEEHAN CALLS FOR U.S TO ‘PULL OUR TROOPS OUT OF OCCUPIED NEW ORLEANS’ Mon Sep 12 2005 12:42:11 ET Celebrity anti-war protester, fresh off inking a lucrative deal with Speaker’s Bureau, has demanded at the HUFFINGTON POST and MICHAEL MOORE’S website that the United States military must immediately leave ‘occupied’ Continue reading This morning's favorite lunatic