Klingon Fairy Tales, because you know you want them.
Okay, fine. You got me. There are no Klingons. I’m just a stupid geek with a weblog. But this is all Gail’s fault anyway! McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Klingon Fairy Tales.: “Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others”