Embed from Getty Images If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers Related articles Joan Rivers: 13 Jokes We Need To Laugh At & Words Of Wisdom To Live By ‘Can we talk?’ Joan Rivers 10 best jokes Joan Rivers: the comedian’s best quotes and clips 10 of Joan Rivers’ Best Quotes Share this: Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr More Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Like Loading... Posted on September 5, 2014