qotd

Because bread and babies, as every housewife knows, is a full-time job. After I made the loaves, I felt like I had conquered something. But as I watched the bread being eaten, I thought, Well, don’t I get a gold record or knighted or nothing? — John Lennon

I plan ahead, sort of.

You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom. What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die? brought to you by Quizilla