Gotta love team spirit

Belgian women’s team lose 50-1 – paper: BRUSSELS (Reuters) – Belgian women’s soccer team SK Berlaar had to stomach a 50-1 defeat against rival KV Mechelen on Saturday because their goalkeeper had opted to attend a music concert instead, a local newspaper said.

Dear BBC

In the course of avoiding packing my suitcase in order to leave London in the morning, I was just watching your evening news broadcast. I’m offering my assistance in order to straighten out, as we Yanks say, your newscaster. He’s an awfully good-looking guy — you must know the one. I’m glad he’s so handsome Continue reading Dear BBC

Paranoia in islam

They even kidnap their own. How can we now negotiate with any Islamic “nation” or entity if they can’t even keep faith with themselves? Top Egyptian envoy to postwar Iraq kidnapped – Conflict in Iraq – MSNBC.com: BAGHDAD, Iraq – Egypt’s top envoy to Iraq was kidnapped in Baghdad just weeks after arriving in the Continue reading Paranoia in islam

Paper Enigma Machine

Paper Enigma Machine… I’ve always wanted to build one, you know. Well, not necessarily out of paper, per se. But you get the idea.