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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. — W. Somerset Maugham
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. — P. J. O’Rourke
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Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. — Ray Simard
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It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all. — James Thurber
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