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Gee, I’m starting to think that I live in old-time Chicago, where all those dead people kept voting all the time. Power Line: Will the Election Be Stolen? In Ohio, likely to be the decisive state this year, Republicans have filed challenges to more than 35,000 newly-registered “voters.” These are individuials to whom letters were … Continue reading Local Pre-Election Fraud Detection
BusinessPundit: Straight Bananas “This is the biggest thing since sliced bread – the straight banana. Depending on the degree of the curve, chunks will be cut out of the banana, which are then resealed using a biologically safe plaster.” I think the title of this post describes the inventor as much as it does his … Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.
Today’s Best Simile Award goes out to Michele over at A Small Victory – Last Commentary on the ALCS The Yankees choked like Mama Cass. I’m not sure what these “Yankees” are that she’s talking about, though. They seem to make a living playing a game called “baseball.” I wonder if that’s a very popular … Continue reading Best Simile Award
