Gratuitous humor

You know, it still doesn’t seem like election year yet. Or maybe it’s just me. From ScrappleFace, (2004-03-16) — In the wake of claims by Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry that foreign leaders hope he wins the White House, President George Bush today said “unnamed foreign leaders told me they want me to clean Continue reading Gratuitous humor

Spam Poem

From a spam I just got (This is almost… something): Their expensive round boots is thinking. Her white shining glasses adheres. The white spoon calms-down. His brothers slopy t-shirt stands-still.

am I real yet?

I guess I am. Comment spammers found me at my new typepad address, so I guess I’m real. Many definitions of reality wandering around out there… Mine, for the moment, gets to be: If the idiots can find you, you’re there.

I love election years!

From ScrappleFace: Weighing in on the debate over same-sex marriage, Sen. John Forbes Kerry today confessed that he is “Biblically bi-textual.”