Words of One Syllable Dept.

Plus, That’s Not the National Bird of Guam Lady #1: This crossword puzzle is hard. Look at this one. Lady #2: Mmmhmm. Well, you misspelled “dumb” right there. Lady #1: Oh my god! –LaGuardia Airport via Overheard in New York, Aug 25, 2008

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. — Dorothy Parker