Words of One Syllable Dept.
A sign hanging in the patients’ toilet at the office I go to for chemotherapy: Patients currently undergoing chemotherapy should flush twice.
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qotd
[Lee] De Forest has said in many newspapers and over his signature that it would be possible to transmit the human voice across the Atlantic before many years. Based on these absurd and deliberately misleading statements, the misguided public … has been persuaded to buy stock in his company. — A U.S. District Attorney
Words of One Syllable Dept.
I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn’t realise it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap. — Paris Hilton
The bard for the day
Some say that ever ‘gainst that season comes Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated, The bird of dawning singeth all night long: And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad; The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike, No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm, So hallow’d and so gracious is the … Continue reading The bard for the day
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