All posts tagged: Rick Perry

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MODERATORS: Hey, Mitt Romney! What do you think about this Rick Perry fellow? My, he is shiny, and Texan! ROMNEY: I have some qualities of my own that actually distinguish me as the better candidate. MODERATORS: Oh, ho! Rick Perry, you’re not going to just sit there and take it, are you? You are Texan after all, and are supposed to have ‘swagger.’ PERRY: Well, you know. I also have some qualities that I think […]