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New MasterCard Commercial: [click to enlarge] American Flag: $25 Gasoline: $2 Cigarette Lighter: $2.50 Catching yourself on fire because you are a terrorist asshole: PRICELESS!
I am in here.
New MasterCard Commercial: [click to enlarge] American Flag: $25 Gasoline: $2 Cigarette Lighter: $2.50 Catching yourself on fire because you are a terrorist asshole: PRICELESS!
The Rough Woodsman: Nicological Technology: “The Nicosphere 3000 allows you to enjoy the smoking freedom of yesterday with the smoking technology of tomorrow.”
Piss-controlled urinal-based video games: Cory Doctorow: Marcel Neundörfer’s On Target urinal has a pressure-sensitive screen recessed into it — score points by shooting the moving images onscreen. Not only does this add much-needed entertainment to otherwise dreary elimination functions, but it also improves aim — if you stay on target, you’ll avoid splashback and misses. … Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.
NEWS of the WEIRD – Current News: A 300-page indictment detailing more than 1,000 allegations of election fraud was returned in February by a grand jury investigating the coal-mining town of Appalachia, Va., following reports of absentee-ballot bribery by two town officials. Prosecutors accused candidates’ operatives of offering the locals such goodies as beer, moonshine … Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.