Words of One Syllable Dept.

The Rough Woodsman: Nicological Technology: “The Nicosphere 3000 allows you to enjoy the smoking freedom of yesterday with the smoking technology of tomorrow.”

Words of One Syllable Dept.

Piss-controlled urinal-based video games: Cory Doctorow: Marcel Neundörfer’s On Target urinal has a pressure-sensitive screen recessed into it — score points by shooting the moving images onscreen. Not only does this add much-needed entertainment to otherwise dreary elimination functions, but it also improves aim — if you stay on target, you’ll avoid splashback and misses. Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.

Words of One Syllable Dept.

NEWS of the WEIRD – Current News: A 300-page indictment detailing more than 1,000 allegations of election fraud was returned in February by a grand jury investigating the coal-mining town of Appalachia, Va., following reports of absentee-ballot bribery by two town officials. Prosecutors accused candidates’ operatives of offering the locals such goodies as beer, moonshine Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.