Words of One Syllable Dept.
19 October 2004“I say the directions were underspecified.” “Yes, but since I was the one who said, ‘get a room’, I thought you’d realize that I didn’t mean mine.” –Two girls talking at Andronico’s [In Passing… –]
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Words of One Syllable Dept.
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Words of One Syllable Dept.
BusinessPundit: Straight Bananas “This is the biggest thing since sliced bread – the straight banana. Depending on the degree of the curve, chunks will be cut out of the banana, which are then resealed using a biologically safe plaster.” I think the title of this post describes the inventor as much as it does his … Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.
Words of One Syllable Dept.
Found at In Passing: 2 October 2004 “Well, wear clothes you can move in, and if you’re going to wear pants, get a rubber band for the right cuff.” “Yeah, I was planning on wearing shorts, which solves that. But not boxer shorts. That’s the wrong kind of able to move.” “You’re never having children, … Continue reading Words of One Syllable Dept.
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