If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.
I hope I can come up with a better first line…
She was the kind of broad you could probably order Thai food with if you were both in the mood for Thai food.




