Building an Ideal American

I think I’m going to have to borrow my son’s toolbox for this one…

Eject! Eject! Eject!: 1.0 INTRODUCTION

Most Americans come equipped with five senses, although absolutely outstanding examples have been produced from models with four, three or even two senses. However, success becomes unlikely below two working senses: if you find yourself with a visionless, tone-deaf, tasteless, insensate, moaning carcass, you probably will have better luck with our Building the Ideal European Union Bureaucrat, available at finer bookstores everywhere.