English to French and back again.

When you’re bored, you can take Shakespeare and turn him into French and back again, via AltaVista’s Babel Fish Translation Service. Then you have to think of something else to do.

To be, or not to be which is the question: If the ‘ nobler tis in the spirit to suffer the supports and the arrows from unworthy fortune or to take arms against a sea of the troubles, and by the opposition finish them. To die not to sleep not more; and by a sleep to say we let us stop the unhappy love affair, and the thousand shocks normal that the flesh is heir with. ‘ Tis a consummation Devoutly with being wish’ D. To die to sleep. To perhaps sleep to dream: ay, there is the contact strip! For in this sleep of dead which dreams can come when we scrambled in addition to this mortal rolling up, must give us the pause.