RNC: This morning's session

My husband (whose fourth RNC convention this is) tells me that this morning’s session, the first, will last from 10 to noon, but be concerned solely with rules and procedures. I asked him, “Would I have as much fun staying here at the hotel, getting a hammer from Housekeeping, and breaking one of my toes?”

“Yes.”

“Good. I’ll stay.” But I think I won’t do the bit with the hammer. Will go out and photoblog.