The Resplendent Mango: 10/01/2004 – 10/31/2004
Bring Back The Draft
What? Bring back the draft? NOOOOOOO!!!!
Calm down — I think we should change it first…
I want to draft John Kerry. He claims to know where Osama is and how to get him, and he said he’d go after him like he did the gooks in Nam, so let’s take him up on it. Let’s draft Wes Clark too. He seems to know as well. They can have access to any equipment they think they’ll need. For additional personnel, draft Kerry’s Band of Brothers (who, incidentally, have gotten a LOT less face time recently). If he needs any more troops, he can have any Special Forces soldier who chooses to serve under him. And he can have Michael Moore, because it would be funny, and also for food in a pinch.
white pebble 