Super Bowl, 39.3.0

After perhaps the most classic and lovely half-time show by Sir Paul and associates, sans costume malfunctions, sans cutting-edge product annoucements, sans ground-breaking commercials, the Announcers™ remember, in the midst of all this commotion, that a Football Game® is being played on the ground in front of them.

Oh my.

What a concept: a sporting event.

How had we forgotten the sport in the midst of the selling?!?!?!?