Because sometimes, you need to read stuff like this to get you going in the morning (even if it is almost lunch).
Least-Loved Bedtime Stories: Eee-yew
This is what the “progressive” left thinks this country needs: condom length standards regulated by government fiat. But unfortunately they’re stuck in horrid capitalist America, where if some manufacturer decides to sell, just for a lark, gigantic condoms you could fit your Buick into, no one can stop them. The best they can do is attack freedom to sell anything to any fool through their beloved courts (I can see it now: the case of Wesley vs. Acme Megacondoms, Inc. begins when Peter Wesley, a mentally challenged yet physically unbowed — so to speak — man bought the condoms thinking they were for actual use and had his feelings hurt when they made his penis look kind of small). This is how democracy ends, I guess — with a deflated rubbery squeak.
white pebble 