We now return control of your set to you

I actually voted for W because I wanted to. Or so I think. But, perhaps my mind was victimized and defrauded by the nasty little right-wing earwigs that have taken up residence in my head, twisting my tender neurons for their own purposes.

Who’s Really Stealing Elections? – Selwyn Duke:
As you may know, those big, bad, wascally Republicans have long been stealing elections with a sleight-of-hand that would do Boss Tweed proud. It has gotten so bad that a philistine like George Bush was actually able to vanquish profoundly intellectual, eminently virtuous, truly great Americans like Al Gore and John Kerry in successive national elections. Can you imagine that? Why, since the inestimable character and acumen of these gentlemen could never fail to awe and inspire a majority of our countrymen, there must be subterfuge. Or, so the proverbial “they” say.

But according to the most comprehensive and authoritative study ever conducted of the 2004 election, this view is more than just inaccurate.

It is exactly the opposite of the truth.

I just do what the earwigs tell me to.